50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

lol “he wouldnt do that”

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hitsfr0mthebong:

New piece came in the mail today 😍🐛

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dapenguinninja:

sblaze:

lavishvia:

phuckindope:

Paul George is disrespectful b.

lmao did this nigga just signaled them to stop… 😂😂😭

And they all paused.

"No one man should have all that power"

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Me Asking you out on a date

420drugsandtits:

Hey I got a fat doobie rolled up, want to come over and get ZOOTED? I got cheese fries and pizza. Oh and there’s a marathon of That ’70s show right now.

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severalbadpunslater:

this is probably one of my favorite jokes in all of western media

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ohitsdanny:

hello friday you total babe.